Tiny and close to the sun.
A planet of razors and tennis players.
Voted best planet in the Solar System by all organisms.
Future Site of Elon Musk's AirBnB.
Twice as massive as the other planets combined.
This planet sponsored by Zales.
Hey, stop laughing. It's not funny.
A planet for pirates; just narrowly made the cut when scientists decided nine planets was too many.